Sign:FREE WIFI!!!
Me:hey how do I log on to the free WIFI??
Terminal Manager:You have to sign this release that allows to monitor what you're viewing, and we'll give you the password.
My Brain:If they see what you're browsing you'll get fired for sure
Me:oh wait I forgot my phone can't connect to WIFI ha. *Poker Face*
Manager:Yeah, we hear that a lot around here...
Derp
  1. paulness posted this